Alright men, listen up. 5 days to man glory. I just want to clarify a few of the particulars concerning Cinco de Mustache.
1. A goatee is not a mustache.
2. No after work mustaches. You wear the mouth brow from sun up to sun down. No exceptions.
3. Stay away from the Hitler stache...it won't be as funny as you think it will.
Just remember the words of an ancient Chinese proverb, "A man does not make a mustache, but it is the mustache that makes a man."
5 days till glory - grow strong!
-Estebon
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