Week 4

Alright men, listen up. 5 days to man glory. I just want to clarify a few of the particulars concerning Cinco de Mustache.

1. A goatee is not a mustache.

2. No after work mustaches. You wear the mouth brow from sun up to sun down. No exceptions.

3. Stay away from the Hitler stache...it won't be as funny as you think it will.

Just remember the words of an ancient Chinese proverb, "A man does not make a mustache, but it is the mustache that makes a man."

5 days till glory - grow strong!

-Estebon

Week 3

At this point, you have committed. There is no turning back. You have smelled the man inside and now only one thing consumes your mind...what will Cinco de Mustache bring? Will it bring the sensual Tom Selleck type mustache, or a more subtle Mr. Belvedere. Will you show the world your cantaloupes through a handlebar mustache or will you opt for the ever so popular molester. These are good days friends, good days in deed.

Keep growing...11 days to glory.

Week 2

We are nearly half way there men. I can almost smell the testosterone emanating from your upper lip. You are probably thinking you are quite the big tamale with your newly grown 'stache...well simmer down hot-shot. Meet some real mustache men of honor...

Only one thing more manly than weights, a mustache and a tanktop...



...and that's a mustache, a snake, and the name Jake.

Week 1

You are past the 5 o'clock shadow and are starting to feel the sweet weight of your mouth-brow. You have gone this long without shaving before, but you are starting to have second thoughts. You will make up excuses like it itches or my wife hates it. In fact I can hear your wife/mother/girlfriend now, "Okay, you've had your fun, now shave!"...

Snap out of it! You call yourself a man? It is for this purpose Cinco de Mustache was created. To celebrate the last beacon of pure masculinity. Stay strong to your mustache. Stay strong to your manliness. And know this...you are not alone.

Keep up the good growing.

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