Toss the razors, it's grow time...

Some of you out there may be saying to yourself, “I want to be a man, but I don’t know how!” Worry not my mustache mate, thanks to the world wide web I have provided explicit instructions on how to become a man…

(Actual article from eHow.com)

How to Grow a Mustache

Instructions

Difficulty: Moderately Easy

Step 1:
Keep the shaver away from the area between the nose and upper lip. Although some say if you shave more, the hair on your face becomes thicker, this is not always true.

Step 2:
Let the hair grow and shave around the area. Facial hair appears first at the corners of the upper lips. Then it covers the entire upper lip.

Step 3:
Decide what type of mustache looks best on you. Mustaches work with the size of the man's face. Smaller faces need small mustaches. More striking, larger faces need larger or more prominent design. Ask your girlfriend or sister, perhaps even your dad or mom, about what design to display under your nose.

Step 4:
Tend to your mustache daily. Keep it trimmed and combed as it grows out and gets thick.

April 1^st, 2008 will mark your own personal journey into manhood. This journey will open your eyes to a world of upper lip warmth that few have the sweet pleasure to partake of. Society will tell you your mustache is repulsive, loved ones will turn their head in humiliation, but you…you will be a part of something bigger than yourself. You will be a part of 2008 Cinco de Mustache. It’s time to take a “before” picture, because growing season starts today…